SHAKERA SUNCELAREE and TYREK

Shakera Suncelaree


SOURCE:True Crime Report

Shakera is an interesting one. It might be pronounced 'Sha-CARE-AH', or it might be pronounced 'Sha-KEER-Ah', like that hip-wigglin' Colombian songbird.

Turns out that the name may not be the only thing she's adopted from Latin culture, as she didn't seem to have much objection to Tyrek and his pals using her 18 month old child as a pinata, and beating the crap out of it.

Nice.

As for her middle name, Suncelaree...what the hell is that about? Damned if I know.

Tyrek is another interesting one...could be a Negronomological 'spin' on 'Tariq' (such as Tariq Aziz, for example), but then again, it also puts me in mind of such legendary popular culture icons as Tim Russ' black Vulcan Tuvok, or the comic book (and subsequent video game) hero, Turok, a Native American who hunts dinosaurs.

Coming soon to a comic book store near you...it's TYREK: TODDLER PUNCHER!

Too bad Tyrek strikes me as being too dumb to enjoy a comic book, even if you removed the words. Still, no doubt being a baby beater will score him some massive rep when he starts his term at NU.

Here's hoping!

I'm giving these two a cumulative 4.5 on the Negronometer, just because their douchebaggery is so pronounced.

ANFERNEY and ANFERNEE

Anferney


Anfernee

SOURCE:True Crime Report

What's in a name? Anfernee is a multi-millionaire basketball player, whilst Anferney is a juvenile rapist. Maybe if Anferney had gone by a nickname like 'Penny', he would have stayed on the straight and narrow, or perhaps have gone on to become a professional basketball player himself, and therefore not a rapist, because we all know that professional basketball players are incapable of raping women.

Ain't that right, Kobe?

I'm giving both variations a 1.5 on the Negronometer...when a name is so lame that you would prefer to go by a girl's name (Penny, short for Penelope), it's just not going to carry much weight here at the Negronomicon.

D

D
D'Airieus
Damonta
Danroy
Daquan
Darrelle
Daunte
DeAndre
DeAndre (2)
DeAngelo
De Angelo
Debria
Decory
Del'Cresha
Delvonte
DeMarcus
Deonte
DeQuan
Derrin
Devonta
Dezhuan
Dionta
D'Obleek
Dollkeith
Dom Perigion Champagne
Donessa
Donta
Donta (2)
Donte
Dontray
Durlentren

A

A
Aaliyah
Aleek
Amiri
Andrae
Anfernee
Anferney
Anitra
Antonio
Antwain
Antwun
Aquadea
Armani
Arssei
Ashanti
Avion

YOHAN and YAMANI

SOURCE:Evening Standard

'Yohan' isn't very good, just a quick phonetic alteration to the pre-existing Johan(nes), but 'Yamani' is a decent quality Negronome.

Turns out these Brothers In Arms, or more accurately, 'Brothas In Armed Robbery' aren't the brightest...posing with their ill-gotten loot and posting pics of it on the internet shockingly led to their arrest. Yes, armed robbery victims, 'Yamani' has got 'ya money'.

Fortunately, he's not going to need it, and neither is Yohan as they'll both be receiving full ride scholarships to NU, all meals and accomodation taken care of. Now how about that for a happy ending?

I'm giving Yohan and Yamani a cumulative 5.5, because that's all they're worth, even if they are the first entries into the 'Y' section of the Negronomicon.

ANDRAE JHAKOR SKI'RON

SOURCE:M Live

Okay, let me just say I was in two minds whether or not to include 'Andrae' as it is a lazy attempt at Negronomifying an existing name...you wouldn't even know it was different unless you saw it written down.

However, once we get past this initial disappointment, it's solid gold from here on out. Picture the scene:

INT. TRANSPORTER ROOM of STARSHIP ENTERPRISE

ENSIGN BLOGGS: Most of the dignitaries have already beamed aboard Captain.

CAPTAIN SMITH: Who's left?

ENSIGN BLOGGS: Just the Triluvian Ambassador...he's beaming over now.

(Triluvian Ambassador materialises in Transporter Bay)

TRILUVIAN: I am Jhakor Ski'ron, Ambassador of Triluvia.

CAPTAIN SMITH: On behalf of the United Federation of Planets, I welcome you aboard
the Starship Enterprise.

TRILUVIAN: Yo, where da Vulcan women be at?

Andrae falls into the 'not to sharp, but fond of sharp objects category', and it looks like his penchant for stabbing people could earn him a scholarship place at NU, where sticking things inside people against their will is a daily occurence, especially in the showers. He should love it!

I'm giving him a 9.0...it would have been 10, but I had to knock a point off for 'Andrae', I'm afraid.

QUANTEZ DEVONTA and TRACEN

Quantez Devonta


Tracen (How cool would it have been if his middle name was 'Paper'?

SOURCE:Daily Mail

Two of the four goons involved in the Bobby Tillman murder, and an interesting insight into the concept of morality as per 'urban youths'.

Rather than hit a girl who had struck one of their group (see, it starts of okay...vaguely chivalrous, even), the gang of four instead decide to take out their pent up frustration on the next person they see, who happened to be a young fellow by the name of Bobby Tillman, and subsequently beat him to death.

If this isn't a stark illustration of that time-honoured proverb that 'the road to Hell is paved with good intentions', then I don't know what is. Clearly, the road to Hell is also any street or road where black folk congregate in large numbers.



I rest my case.

From a Negronomological perspective, we've got some real humdingers. 'Tracen' sounds like a bad hybrid of 'Tracey' and 'Jason', but 'Quantez Devonta' makes me wish that Scrabble would amend the rules to allow the use of Negronomes.

I'm giving them a cumulative 10.0 on the Negronometer (1.5 for Tracen, 8.5 for Quantez Devonta). Negronomologically gifted, logically and morally subnormal...what else is new?