BARKAVIUS and BARKEVIOUS

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'Barkavius' sounds like the kind of name you'd give to a character in an animated movie about the Roman Empire where all of the characters are played by dogs, like some kind of bizarre hybrid between 'Lady and The Tramp' and 'Gladiator'.

I wonder if he has a brother called 'Woofus Maximus' or something like that?

What he does have (asides from a criminal record and a nice shiner courtesy of 'the Po-po') is a namesake of sorts, called 'Barkevious', whose negronomenclature was dubbed so mirthworthy that Name Of The Year named him their 2009 champion.



What are the odds on that?

I'm giving both of them an 8.0 on the Negronometer. How soon before we see a 'Barackavius', I wonder?

BOUBACAR and CARNELL

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"Boubacar" is a proper African name, but it just sounds so funny. I'm giving it a 3.0


"Carnell" is an African-Americanese original, kind of like Negronomicon standout and erstwhile horse buggerer "Rodell". I'm giving "Carnell" a 4.5 for the same reason I gave "Rodell that score.

"Carnell" didn't have sex with a horse. Neither did "Boubacar" (that we know of...I wouldn't put it past either of them, to be honest). However, they did kill some people, so they're off to prison. Oddly enough, it's not going to be a new experience for either of them.