LAKESHA & RAJAHNTHON

SOURCE: Baltimore Sun

Lakesha had already had 4 children taken away from her by Social Services, yet they chose to leave her with her fifth. Now baby Rajahnthon is dead.

People like this should be spayed. End of story.

Negronomologically, I'm giving it a 10.0...Rajahnthon's name shall live on amongst the pages of the Negronomicon for all eternity, though I must say I'm now kinda curious to find out what the other four kids were called.

MARKIESHA, ROCHETTA & SIERRA

SOURCE: Chicago Tribune

Let's do some simple math:

Negroes + Fast Food 'restaurant' = ?

a)Violence
b)TNB
c)Negronomenclature
d)All of the Above

If you guessed 'd', you passed.

Even amateur Negronomologists are aware that the combination of Negroes and Fast Food 'restaurants' goes together about as well as water and electricity...this is yet another example to add to the list.

First person to come out with a fast food franchise concept which revolves around the concept 'No Negroes Admitted' is going to be a rich man, I tell you.

Negronomologically, it's so-so. I'll give it a 6.5 on the Negronometer, nothing more.

RAYMEICA

SOURCE:Macon

Raymeica done been pissed off 'cuz whitey won't give her no Energy Assistance handout, and she's po' an' desperate n' sheeit, and her azz iz gonna freeze 2 Def, yo.

Her cries of 'Gibs me dat!' alas have gone unanswered. It's a story that shames America, when this great nation somehow cannot come together and aid those who have nothing...oh, except an XBox 360 and a monster flatscreen TV. Pay no attention to the man (or expensive home entertainment items) behind the curtains (or 'shegro').


I blame whitey. If whitey hadn't done opressed them Native Americans, then another one of them philosophical injuns would have surely popped up with a timely proverb like 'Only when we've stopped playing HALO will we realise that XBox 360 can't heat a house'.



Word.

The moral of this story is you've gotta watch your background. For me, this highly embarrassing pic of Raymeica is the spiritual descendent of this classic example of autonegrography:



They say a picture's worth a thousand words, and this prime shot of Raymeica doin' her 'We ain't gots nuthin' routine certainly speaks volumes. However, as far as Negronomenclature goes, I'm only giving her a 5.5

RICTORIA & RICKTORIA

SOURCE:True Crime Report

Fast Food restaurants, verbal disrespect, mindless violence, weaves being torn from scalps. What more do you need to know?

Time was that you could go to a fast food outlet and get assaulted by a negro customer. Now it turns out employees are just a prone to violently chimp out as anyone else. Who would of thought it?

Too bad Rictoria wasn't packing heat, otherwise she could have evolved the drive-by shooting into a drive-thru shooting. That would be some next-level Negrology and no mistake.

Anyway, Rictoria is pretty lame as Negronomenclature goes...I'll give it a 1.5, and the same goes for the variant spelling 'Ricktoria', which I seem to recall seeing on Maury many, many moons ago. I think she'd stolen her daughter's boyfriend/babydaddy/buck/whatever.

RODTRAVIS DONTA & REXDRIQUEZ CORTEZ

Rodtravis

Rexdriquez


SOURCE(via Chicago Avenger at Chimpout)

"Rodtravis" strikes me as another "covering all the babbydaddy bases" name. If this trend isn't stamped out soon, we will see Negronomes the length of telephone directories...think about those sows that go on Maury and have to test 20 guys (all of whom they are '250,000% sure' is da babbydaddy), and imagine poor Maury having to try and remember the name of their spawn when it's called "LaTreshawnomarionunezsvontariovarianookiedawgthatguyifuckedatdamariospartylastweekeyonte".

The again, maybe they couldn't decide between the two names and decided to conjoin them, rather than having one or both as a middle name, as that would be too logical.
Instead, he got "Donta" as a middle name.

"Rodtravis" gets a 5.0 on the Negronometer...it's just too perfunctory and obvious.

"Rexdriquez", on the other hand, is a Scrabble player's dream. What kind of a score could you get for that (if it was in fact a real word)? The middle name of "Cortez" leads me to believe "Rexdriquez"'s momma had eaten Mexican food shortly prior to his birth (possibly as an aid to passing him?) and this was thus reflected in his name. If we can just find a Negress called "LaTacoBelle Jefferson" or some such, I feel my theory will have been partially proven.

I'm giving "Rexdriquez" a 5.5, just for the inherent stupidity value.

RICARDO II: NEGRO BOOGALOO

SOURCE

Another negro called "Ricardo", and another one that's off to jail. What an incredible coincidence!

If you look carefully at the above picture, you can see that "Ricardo" is wearing a glove to handle the firearm and thus leave no fingerprints, so there's absolutely no way for the police to connect him to the firearm.

Other than the photo which clearly shows both a) him handling the firearm and b) his face, that is.

It's like one of those '/fail' or 'Demotivators' pictures that are doing the rounds, only it needs no caption to explain the inherent irony and outright stupidity contained therein.

Again, just like the previous "Ricardo", this one's getting a 0.0 too.

RODELL

SOURCE

"Rodell" is apparently African-Americanese for "horse molester".

I'm giving "Rodell" a 4.5, as whilst it's not the most out-there name in terms of creativity, it's the kind that lets you successfully guess the ethnicity of offender in a newspaper article when they don't show pictures of the offender, thus circumventing the politically-correct MSM trick of showing the victim instead of the perpetrator, just like the above article. That's why we love those unique and utterly distinct black names here at The Negronomicon!

RICARDO

SOURCE

First it's "Antonio", now it's "Ricardo". What's with all the Latin-influenced names all of a sudden? Will the trend suddenly change at some point in the near future and result in a swathe of black people called "Yoshihiro" and "Takeshi"?

Like "Antonio Chance", "Ricardo" also murdered a white woman (or "mudshark" as all the cool kids are calling 'em). Unlike "Antonio Chance, he's yet to score the retarded rapper stage name tribute, but it's only a matter of time, I feel. Can you honestly tell me you wouldn't buy a CD from a guy calling himself "Ricardo Da White Ho Killa"?

Still, it's the name we're most concerned with here, and I'm sorry but this is another 0.0 on the creativity-o-meter. Must try harder, dammit!