RICARDO

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First it's "Antonio", now it's "Ricardo". What's with all the Latin-influenced names all of a sudden? Will the trend suddenly change at some point in the near future and result in a swathe of black people called "Yoshihiro" and "Takeshi"?

Like "Antonio Chance", "Ricardo" also murdered a white woman (or "mudshark" as all the cool kids are calling 'em). Unlike "Antonio Chance, he's yet to score the retarded rapper stage name tribute, but it's only a matter of time, I feel. Can you honestly tell me you wouldn't buy a CD from a guy calling himself "Ricardo Da White Ho Killa"?

Still, it's the name we're most concerned with here, and I'm sorry but this is another 0.0 on the creativity-o-meter. Must try harder, dammit!