DEONTE

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"Deonte" is from the same genus of names as earlier Negronomicon standout "Dionta".

From reading the sad, sad stories of these two fine upstanding gentlemen, a pattern has become apparent which I have boiled down into this handy formula:

Negroes called "Deonte"(or variations of the name thereof) + criminal activity + automobiles = One way ticket to the County Morgue/Jail.

or:

N(D) + C + A = FAIL

So remember, if some guy called Diontae offers you a ride, just say "NO!"

I'm giving "Deonte" a 0.5, although I should point out that I have deducted points for the fact that a) he carjacked a 91 year old b) he had to hit said 91 year old 21 times c) he's crying like a little girl about how scared he is in prison.



In terms of gangsta street cred, struggling to physically dominate a frail nonagenarian must score some serious rep. Not.

Credit where credit is due though, "Deonte" must have seriously rung that old guy's bell, because in the video you can see he is still clearly suffering from the effects of the beating, at one point becoming delusional and suggesting (as if it were somehow a remotely realistic possibility) that "Deonte" go to school, get a job, learn a trade and 'work for a living'. I've seen people tripping balls on LSD spew out acid-addled gibberish that still made more sense than what he's saying.

Negroes. School. Jobs. Work?! Utter madness, I tell you!

Quite clearly, "Deonte" is African-Americanese for "limp-wristed little pussy". One thing is for sure, he'll make a handsome wife or "prison bitch" for some lucky man...or men. Perhaps other inmates, having heard of his less-than-legendary prowess, will be curious as to whether he will be able to "make the old man go down" in 21 blows or less? Something tells me our boy is going to get ample opportunity to find out!