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Santonio
Seneca
Shacara
Shakera
Shalonda
Shamarra
Shaniqua
Shanitra
Shante
Sharay
Shardae
Shardai
Shawndeeia
Shemicka
Shikimi
Shmeco
Sholonda
Shteniqua
Shuntay
Shytia
Sierra
Ski'ron
Sparkling Angel
Starquineshia
Stephfon
Suncelaree

SPARKLING ANGEL

SOURCE:Click On Detroit

This hulking Hippopotamus-Heifer hybrid put a woman on life support because 'she gave her the wrong look'. All things considered, it's probably for the best that 'Sparkling Angel' didn't introduce herself to the woman in question...who here amongst us can honestly put their hand on their heart and say that they could keep a straight face when presented with a name like that, or suppress the desire to respond with a disbelieving 'For real?' or 'Really?'. Or 'Are you fucking kidding me?'

Very few, I'd wager. As to what constitutes a 'wrong look' (or even a 'right look', for that matter), that's a whole other discussion. Apparently, just looking at Blacks nowadays can be considered 'rayciss'...hopefully the mainstream media will soon cotton on to this idea and stop shoe-horning them into every movie and TV show, whether they should be there or not, like a Black Norse God, for example. It would be nice, but I seriously doubt it's going to happen anytime soon.

I'm giving Sparkling Angel an 8.5 on the Negronometer, because what it lacks in apostrophes, superfluous 'La/Da' prefixes, and faux-African flavour, it more than makes up for in outright balls-to-the-wall stupidity.

Here's hoping her victim makes a full recovery, and that this fat sheboon sow gets shanked in the showers at NU.

JEMELLE and MENSHACK

SOURCE:WSBTV

This one has it all...Negroes,Criminality, Negronomenclature and Fail. Twice over, no less.

These two fine upstanding 'citizens' are supposed to be National Guardsmen, yet instead decided to turn their respective hands to armed robbery. Go figure, eh? It kind of reminds me of that old saying about having the fox guard the henhouse.

In the event of a massive 'SHTF'-type scenario striking the US, these two would be called upon to enforce law and order, security, etc....somehow though, I'm kind of thinking they be just like the Police looters during Katrina, only with machine guns instead of a handgun.



Sleep safe, America!

'Jemelle' is obviously a Negronomified version of 'Jamal', but what the hell is a 'Menshack'?

I'm giving them a cumulative 5.0 on the Negronometer...these just aren't the kind of stand-out Negronomes that this site exists to chronicle.

RAYMEICA

SOURCE:Macon

Raymeica done been pissed off 'cuz whitey won't give her no Energy Assistance handout, and she's po' an' desperate n' sheeit, and her azz iz gonna freeze 2 Def, yo.

Her cries of 'Gibs me dat!' alas have gone unanswered. It's a story that shames America, when this great nation somehow cannot come together and aid those who have nothing...oh, except an XBox 360 and a monster flatscreen TV. Pay no attention to the man (or expensive home entertainment items) behind the curtains (or 'shegro').


I blame whitey. If whitey hadn't done opressed them Native Americans, then another one of them philosophical injuns would have surely popped up with a timely proverb like 'Only when we've stopped playing HALO will we realise that XBox 360 can't heat a house'.



Word.

The moral of this story is you've gotta watch your background. For me, this highly embarrassing pic of Raymeica is the spiritual descendent of this classic example of autonegrography:



They say a picture's worth a thousand words, and this prime shot of Raymeica doin' her 'We ain't gots nuthin' routine certainly speaks volumes. However, as far as Negronomenclature goes, I'm only giving her a 5.5

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Ta'marion
Tayshana
Telia
Terique
Terriffic
Thaberi
Thurman
Timon
Ti'eshia
Torona
Tracen
Travaris
Tya
Tykea
Tykeza
Tynisha
Tyree
Tyrek
Tyrone
Tyshawn

RICTORIA & RICKTORIA

SOURCE:True Crime Report

Fast Food restaurants, verbal disrespect, mindless violence, weaves being torn from scalps. What more do you need to know?

Time was that you could go to a fast food outlet and get assaulted by a negro customer. Now it turns out employees are just a prone to violently chimp out as anyone else. Who would of thought it?

Too bad Rictoria wasn't packing heat, otherwise she could have evolved the drive-by shooting into a drive-thru shooting. That would be some next-level Negrology and no mistake.

Anyway, Rictoria is pretty lame as Negronomenclature goes...I'll give it a 1.5, and the same goes for the variant spelling 'Ricktoria', which I seem to recall seeing on Maury many, many moons ago. I think she'd stolen her daughter's boyfriend/babydaddy/buck/whatever.

JABRAYLON & CARLNELUS

Carnelus...looks kind of like Snoop Dogg to me
SOURCE:Fox News

Novices in the field of Negrology might find this story both shocking and surprising. However, seasoned students of the game will have been nodding their heads and putting two and two together as soon as they read the headline, because this sort of thing isn't actually that uncommon. Indeed, incidents like this are so numerous that they have even spawned their own catch-all term, and it is that two-word phrase which would have been front-and-center in the minds of Negrologists as they perused this sorry story.

That phrase is 'GHETTO LOBSTER' (or 'Lobsta/Lobstah' as per your preference).



Urban Dictionary defines it thus:

Ghetto Lobster

A baby who's been 'disciplined' with hot water (immersed in a pot of boiling water, for example) by someone with poor parenting skills attributed to an economically under-privileged upbringing.

That's no baby with a sunburn; that's a ghetto lobster.


It's one of those things which at first you'll dismiss as made up, or an internet meme gone out of control...that is until you see the rather numerous cases that back the theory up.

Let me put it to you this way: You know that black guy on 'Deadliest Catch'? Exactly...know what I'm saying?

Anyway, turns out Carlnelus was already a convicted murderer, so probably not the best person to leave looking after your child, all things considered.

I'm giving this a cumulative 10.0 on the Negronometer. Two good Negronomes combined with classic instance of TNB means that this is one for the ages.