Saturday 4 December 2010

SHAKERA SUNCELAREE and TYREK


Shakera Suncelaree


SOURCE:True Crime Report

Shakera is an interesting one. It might be pronounced 'Sha-CARE-AH', or it might be pronounced 'Sha-KEER-Ah', like that hip-wigglin' Colombian songbird.

Turns out that the name may not be the only thing she's adopted from Latin culture, as she didn't seem to have much objection to Tyrek and his pals using her 18 month old child as a pinata, and beating the crap out of it.

Nice.

As for her middle name, Suncelaree...what the hell is that about? Damned if I know.

Tyrek is another interesting one...could be a Negronomological 'spin' on 'Tariq' (such as Tariq Aziz, for example), but then again, it also puts me in mind of such legendary popular culture icons as Tim Russ' black Vulcan Tuvok, or the comic book (and subsequent video game) hero, Turok, a Native American who hunts dinosaurs.

Coming soon to a comic book store near you...it's TYREK: TODDLER PUNCHER!

Too bad Tyrek strikes me as being too dumb to enjoy a comic book, even if you removed the words. Still, no doubt being a baby beater will score him some massive rep when he starts his term at NU.

Here's hoping!

I'm giving these two a cumulative 4.5 on the Negronometer, just because their douchebaggery is so pronounced.

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