SOURCE: Riverfront Times
Vernell looks to be yet another uniquely-monikered beneficiary of a full ride scholarship to NU. He done stabbed his woman over two dozen times, cut her up, then dumped her body in a bin and glued it shut. Unsurprisingly, his crime was quickly discovered, and Vernell was spotted on a security camera buying the bin and glue at 'Wall Mark' (or 'Wal-Mart', for those of you unfamiliar with Ebonics).
Obviously, forward planning, like anger management and impulse control, is not his strong suit.
Vernell gets a mere 2.0 on the Negronometer...it just have that quality which raisess it above the mundane.
Word is Vernell could get the lethal injection...is that some new-fangled euphemism for some good ol' fashioned man-on-man jailhouse lovin', or what?
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