KEONA

SOURCE: Examiner

Keona beez dead, and by dead I mean DEAD.

How dead, you ask?

Johnson was riddled with knife wounds: eight in the front, 40 in the back, 17 in the left arm, 28 in the right arm, and 12 to the neck. The 106th wound was a deep bite mark in the right arm near the wrist.

Like I say: DEAD.

Negronomologically speaking, Keona is only getting a 2.0 on the Negronometer...it just doesn't have that extra bit of razzle-dazzle required to propel it into the big leagues.