Friday, 13 April 2012

LAMARCUS


SOURCE: Daily Mail

Self-fulfilling prophecy:

Negro goes to court wearing sagging pants. Sagging pants originated in prison, because belts are confiscated, plus it makes for easy access when it comes time for some jailhouse lovin', a.k.a. 'buying a pack of cigarettes'.

Irate judge sends Negro to prison. Negro now has legitimate reason for sagging pants.

Alanis Morissette is probably writing a song about this right about now.

Lamarcus gets a 1.5 on the Negronometer, but a 11.0 for irony.

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