THURMAN

SOURCE: Phoenix New Times

"And they called it puppy love...Oh, I guess they'll never know"

The TNB just keeps on coming. This one is so rich that even dingbat leftist-liberal news sources found it hard to resist.

Thurman is a guy who doesn't do things by half measures...having pulled his johnson out (Strike one: Indecent Exposure), he then proceeds to attempt to forcibly throatfuck a puppy (Thus racking up bestiality and sexual indecency with an animal charges). Not content with this, Thurman goes in for the coup de grace by telling a nearby nine year old child watching the spectacle that '"[I'm going to] do this to you" if the kid didn't stop staring at him.'

Truly a winner. Not so much on the Negronometer, which is only giving him a 2.0, but definitely the sort of guy you'd want to have enriching your community and adding diversity to it. I'd bet the folks over at the Phoenix New Times would rather a hundred Thurman McGriffs living permanently in their community than Sheriff Joe Arpaio or a visiting David Irving. Strange.