LADMARALD

SOURCE: WISN

"You know what I am? I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare, man. I'm a nigger with a badge" -Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) in '48 Hrs.'

Back in the day, the police used to protect women from rapists. Now, thanks to 'progress' and 'diversity', the police are the rapists. It's 'Muh Dik!' in uniform.

Ladmarald (or is it 'Lamarald'? Sources differ) beez the cop who 'got it twisted' and mistook 'Protect And Serve' for 'Subject To Perve'.

Criminal behavior aside, hows about that Negronomenclature? It's a giveaway alright. Perhaps in the future, when frightened young women make 911 calls, they will be allowed to ask the names of the officers who will be attending?

'What's that, ma'am? An armed lunatic in your house threatening to kill you? Well ma'am Officer Seamus O'Reilly is about 20 minutes from your location, or we have Officer De'shwaunteezius Jefferson who is 5 minutes away.

You'd prefer to wait for Officer O'Reilly? Okay, ma'am.'

Ladmarald gets a 8.0 on the Negronometer.