SOURCE: Detroit Free Press
Crunching the numbers and analysing the statistics always throws up some interesting tidbits. David McCandless' book "Information Is Beautiful" taught me that statistically, the most dangerous flight in the world would be from America to Russia on an Aeroflot DC-9 in August. These variables add up to make it the riskiest air journey on the planet.
Here are some more variables which don't appear in the McCandless' book, but do appear here at the Negronomicon:
Detroit. "Del'Cresha". A crowd of Urban "Youths". Someone getting shot.
If you fed these variables into one of them old school computers with the reel-to-reel and myriad flashing lights, I can guarantee you that the printout would just say 'TNB' on it.
Again, this incident also goes to show that being young, black, an aspiring basketball player and/or rapper, and being Negronomically gifted will get you shot 9 times out of 10
Statistics, like most other areas of factual reporting, be rayciss n' sheeit.
I'm giving Del'Cresha a 9.5...it's an out-there Negronom with a healthy side order of TNB to round out the story.
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