SOURCE:WREX
You know how Edward Woodward starts screaming 'Oh Christ!' in the original version of 'The Wicker Man' when he first sets eyes on it? Well, multiply that by 10 and you still wouldn't be getting close to the reaction I had when I dug up this gem of Negronomology.
It's the usual story, a Negro who beez a good boy/just getting his life turned around just so happens to find himself in the wrong place at the wrong time and is made good. In this particular incident, the wrong place was the pizza joint he and his three cohorts were trying to rob, and it was the wrong time because an off-duty cop happened to be in there at that exact same moment.
It wasn't until I caught sight of the above notice that the full Negronomological significance of the incident hit home.
Words literally fail me...there's even one called Namor, hopefully named after the sub-aquatic Marvel Comics superhero.
Unquestionably, this is a flat out 11.0 on the Negronometer. I honestly cannot see anyway in which this could possibly be topped...and yet every time I have felt that way in the past, I have inevitably been proven wrong. Surely I cannot be wrong this time? I mean, just look at some of the Negronomenclature on display here. It literally defies belief!
Holy Shit... I haven't seen that many consonants that don't go together since my daughter was learning english. The damn post heading almost gave me a seizure when I looked at it.
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