SOURCE: Huffington Post
'Shawndeeia' obviously means 'multi-tasker' in Ebonics, because today's entry managed to juggle texting while driving...with a baby in her lap!
Shawndeeia has a whole litany of other traffic offences to her name (or Negronomenclature), but sadly she won't be enriching the roads anytime soon, as she's holed up in the big house on a $131,000 bail, and you just know that ain't gonna get paid!
The keeds have been taken into care, which means the taxpayer is now paying to raise them, basically. No change there, then!
Shawndeeia gets a 7.5 on the Negronometer. It starts off kind of normal, then goes crazy at the end. It's the kind of name a ring announcer at a boxing or wrestling event could really go to town on.
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