Saturday 7 July 2012

VOLLIE

SOURCE: Arlington Cardinal Vollie beez dead, yo. He stole a car and crashed it, and somehow managed to separate his head from the rest of his body. According to the news report, the head was left lying on the sidewalk uncovered for five hours...guess it must have taken a while to notice it in the dark. Vollie gets a 1.5 on the Negronometer. Just lacks any of that real creativity needed to propel it into the big leagues.

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  1. I can't even pronounce this one.

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  3. Damn homie no need to lose your head over it.

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  4. Damn. The aspiring rap"artist" was just about to turn his life around n shit. Gnomesaying

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