Saturday 14 April 2012

ANITRA


SOURCE: CBS Local Atlanta

Not much to say about this one, other than sometimes, life imitates art.

The Hypothesis:


The proof:

Patricia Hicks, mother of 18-year-old Anitra Hicks, tells WTOC-TV that her daughter thought she was having a bowel movement when she was actually giving birth in the bathroom.

A. Wyatt Mann is clearly some sort of prophet, communicating through the medium of images.

Anitra is only getting a 0.5 on the Negronometer. A distinct lack of effort went into this one.

PS: To any female readers who might be suffering from the same condition as Anitra, let me just say that if you are unable distinguish between your pussy and your asshole, then might I respectfully suggest that your feminine hygiene routine might be slightly less than adequate.

4 comments:

  1. Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are!

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  2. Obvious and disgusting racism aside, this ia a very common story. It is not unusual for women to not know that they are pregnant. There's a even a show about it. And as a man who doesn't know female anatomy, you wouldn't know that the pain isn't felt in the vagina. It's felt the uterus. Which also disturbs the bowels, which is why a lot of females get bloated and constipated on their period. Because, you know, hormones. That thing that happens when you are on your period or are giving birth. Then again, this would be known to you if you did a simple Google search.

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  3. Hahahaha. Lil jamaal or tameekah splashed into da wurrl. Was the first sound it heard "boooshhh".

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